I am Old Crow!
The Dungeon blaster
I have returned from space hell
Metal lord of the blackpowersabbath
Paganizer of Black Panzer, bro
Or call me Black Whitey
I've tasted the unichronic,
Consumed the Unichrome
Now I am become the Star Geezer
But before your time, they knew me as the Butler and the Gardener
Before that, I was the Wanderjew,
Previously, the Black Buddha, the Buddhamental
More ancient, the Green Man
Now me now as the Endgamer,
Call me Oldcrow.